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Nebraska • A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. • A parent can be arrested
if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service. • Barbers are forbidden by law from shaving a man's
chest in Omaha, Nebraska. • If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. • In the fine
state of Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing. •
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. • It is illegal for bar owners to
sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. • It is Illegal to go whale fishing. •
It is illegal to sleep naked in a hotel/ motel room. • Lehigh: Doughnut holes may not be sold • Omaha:
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. • The owner of every hotel in Hastings is required to provide
each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may
they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts. • Waterloo: Barbers are forbidden
from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.
Nevada • A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any
one period during the day. • Clark County: An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal
unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a handgun, however, it must
be brought in to the police station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute
you at that time. • Elko: Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask. • Eureka: Men who wear
moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. • In Eureka, Nevada men who have mustaches are forbidden from kissing
women. • In Las Vegas, Nevada: It's against the law to pawn your dentures. • In Las Vegas you can bet on
any team--except The University of Nevada at Las Vegas. • In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. •
In Nevada until the 1960s it was illegal to sell liquor at religious camp meetings, within a half-mile of the state prison,
in the State Capitol Building or to imbeciles. • In Reno, Nevada staging a marathon dance is illegal, although posting
a notice on a fire hydrant about illegal dance marathons is not. • In the old days in Nevada a man caught beating
his wife was tied to a stake for eight hours a day with a sign that read, "Wife Beater" fastened to his chest. •
It's illegal in Nevada to have a "house of ill fame" within 400 yards of a church or school. • It is illegal to
drive a camel on the highway. • It is illegal in Reno, Nevada to conceal a spray-painted shopping cart in your basement.
• It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property. • Nyala: A man is forbidden
from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. • Saloonkeepers
had to post the names of habitual drunkards if so requested by the local sheriff or members of the imbibers' immediate families.
New Hampshire • Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
• If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park,
or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''. •
In New Hampshire it is illegal to inhale bus fumes with the intent of inducing euphoria. • In New Hampshire you
are prohibited from pawning the clothes off your back to pay off gambling debts. • It is considered an offense to
check into a hotel under an assumed name. • It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach. • New Hampshire
law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe. •
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up. • White Mountain Nat. Forest: If a person is caught
raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without
a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''. • You cannot sell the
clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt. • You may not run machinery on Sundays.
New Jersey • Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. • Bernards
Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone". • Caldwell: You may not dance or wear
shorts on the main avenue. • Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. • Cranford: Citizens
are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn. • Cresskill: All cats must wear three bells to warn birds
of their whereabouts. • Elizabeth: It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing
a petticoat. • If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized
license plates. • In Berkley Heights you may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday. • In Newark
it is illegal to buy ice cream after 6:00 p.m. • In New Jersey it is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. •
In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup. • It's illegal in New Jersey for parents to give their children under
the age of 18 even a sip of alcohol. • It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. •
It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. • It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. •
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo. • It's also illegal in this state to throw
a bad pickle on the street. • Lovers in Liberty Corner should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car.
If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term. • Manville:
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo. • Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream
after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. • Ocean City: People may not slurp their soup. Pinball
machines are not to be played on Sunday. Raw hamburger may not be sold. • On a highway you can not park under a
bridge. • Raritan: Profanity is prohibited. • Raw hamburger may not be sold. • Sea Isle City:
There will be no boiling of bones on the property. • There is no horse racing allowed on the New Jersey Turnpike. •
Trenton: You may not throw a bad pickle in the street. Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays. • Unless you have
a doctor's note, it's illegal to buy ice cream after 6 PM in Newark, New Jersey. • You cannot pump your own gas.
All gas stations are full service and full service only. • You may not slurp your soup.
New Mexico • A city council member in Albuquerque, N.M., introduced a resolution a few years ago to
ban Santa Claus from the city. The matter was defeated. • Carrizozo: It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven
in public. • Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public. • In Albuquerque, New Mexico
it is illegal for cab drivers to reach out and pull potential customers into their cabs. • In Carlsbad it's legal
for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains
to stop strangers from peeking in. • In recent years, several efforts have been made to legalize camel racing and
ostrich racing in New Mexico, but to no avail. Those bills were defeated, but the legislature recently allowed gambling on
bicycle races. • It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. • Las Cruces: You may not carry
a lunchbox down Main Street. • State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo
and Juliet.
New York • A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning
around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for
the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. •
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. • A person may not walk around on Sundays with
an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. • Before the enactment of the 1978 law that made it mandatory for dog owners
in New York City to clean up after their pets, approximately 40 million pounds of dog excrement were deposited on the streets
every year. • Carmel: A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. • Citizens
may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". • Donkeys are not allowed
to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, N.Y. • During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the
sidewalks. • In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. •
In Greene, New York, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. • In New
York, you can teach your pet parrot to speak, but not to squawk. • In New York City you need a permit to transport
carbonated beverages. • In New York City it is illegal for a man to give 'The Standard Lear' to a woman. Violators
are forced to wear horse blinders. • In New York City, it's illegal to throw swill into the street. •
In New York City it's illegal to shake a dust mop out a window. • In New York State it is still illegal to shoot
a rabbit from a moving trolley car. • In Ocean City, New York It is illegal to eat in the street in residential
neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle. • In Ocean City
New York, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. • In Staten Island, New York, It is illegal
for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior." • In Staten Island, New
York, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. • In Tonawanda, New York homeless people may
not start a fire in the park unless they intend to cook food. • It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's
head for fun. • It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."
• It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing." • It is illegal to jump
off the Empire State building. • It's illegal in New York to start any kind of public performance, show, play, game
or what have you, until after 1:05 p.m. • Jaywalking is legal, as long as it's not diagonal. That is, you can cross
the street out of the crosswalk, but you can't cross a street diagonally. • Members of nine New York Indian tribes
are exempt from the city's eight percent parking tax. • New York and a handful of other states require that toilets
be evenly divided among men and women in public theaters or arenas. • New York: Citizens may not greet each other
by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body
hugging clothing." You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. Women may go topless in public,
providing it is not being used as a business. • New York City may be the theater capital of the country, but it's
illegal to have a puppet show in your window and a violation can land you in the snoozer for 30 days. • New Yorkers
cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. • Ocean City: It is illegal
to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic
bottle. It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. • Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
• Staten Island: You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. It is illegal for a father to call
his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior." • The New York City Transit Authority has ruled
that women can ride the city subways topless. New York law dictates that if a man can be somewhere without a shirt, a woman
gets the same right. The decision came after arrests of women testing the ordinance on the subways. A transit police spokesman
said they would comply with the new rule, but "if they were violating any other rules, like sitting on a subway bench topless
smoking a cigarette, then we would take action." Smoking is not allowed in the subways. • The New York State Senate
passed a resolution to commemorate the 25th anniversary of the Brooklyn Dodgers' 1955 world championship and expressed a longing
that someday the Dodgers will return to "their one and only true home." • The penalty for jumping off a building
is death. • To cut down on its once-horrific graffiti problem, New York City several years ago made it illegal to
carry an open can of spray paint. • While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while
looking toward the door. • Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. •
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. • You may only water your lawn if the hose
is held in your hand
North Carolina • A recent proposal that ministers walk the beat with police officers in Belmont, N.C.,
notes "the ministers will carry a Bible instead of a gun." • An ordinance proposed in Robbins, N.C., states, "In
the future, anyone not living within the immediate vicinity of Robbins must have a permit from the Chief of Police and okayed
by the Mayor or one of the Commissioners." It's not clear what the permit is for, but they may be on to something. •
In Robbins, N.C., anyone who refuses to black out after hearing the blackout signal is subject to a $5 fine. • A
marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent. • All couples staying overnight
in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is
strictly forbidden. • All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least
two feet apart. • Barber: Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. • By town law the sewer service
charge in Belhaven, N.C., used to be "$2 per month, per stool." It was recently changed to read "per toilet." • Because
people were using them for cheap furniture, it's now illegal in North Carolina to take and sell labeled milk crates. •
Chapel Hill: It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly. • Charlotte: Women must have their bodies covered
by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times. E • Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. • Fights
between cats and dogs are prohibited. • Forest City: You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an
automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town. •
Greensboro: Restaurants "with on sidewalk dining" must post their menu so that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk, but
is not readable from the street. • Hornytown: Massage parlors have been banned. • In Asheville, North
Carolina, it is illegal to sneeze on city streets. • In Raleigh, North Carolina, before a man asks for a woman's
hand in marriage, he must be "inspected by all the barnyard animals on the young woman's family's property, to ensure a harmonious
farm life." • If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then,
according to state law, they are legally married. • If you happen to own a marl bed in North Carolina, the law demands
that you put a fence around it. A marl bed may not be what you think. It is a kind of rock quarry. • In Barber,
North Carolina fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. • In Chapel Hill, North Carolina it is a misdemeanor
to urinate or defecate publicly. • In Charlotte, NC, woman must have their bodies covered with at least 16 yards
of cloth at all times. • In Forest City, N.C., it's illegal to bring a pea-shooter to a parade. It's also illegal
to shoot paper clips with rubber bands. • In Mooresville, N.C., it's illegal to attach anything to a pool table.
• In Nags Headm North Carolina you can be fined for singing out of tune for more than ninety seconds. •
In Rockwell, N.C., anyone who violates the terms of a proclamation--such as failing to appropriately celebrate Peanut Day
or Jaycees Week--is guilty of a misdemeanor. • North Carolina just passed a law saying a political action committee,
or PAC, has to have a name that describes the group's cause or purpose. The idea is to prohibit, say, the highway or tobacco
lobbies from calling themselves "Citizens for Good Government." •In North Carolina it's illegal to dig ginseng on
other people's property between the months of April and September, according to an 1866 law. • In North Carolina
it's illegal to sell cotton lint at night. It's also legal to sell cottonseed at night. • In North Carolina it is
illegal to make love on the floor of a hotel room between two double beds. • In Winston-Salem, North Carolina, it
is against the law for children under seven years of age to go to college. • It is against the law to roller blade
on a state highway. • It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard. • It's against the law to sing off key
in North Carolina. • It's against the law to sing off key. • It's unlawful to attract a crowd in Forest
City, N.C., except when aching the Gospel, politicking or "serenading on occasion of public rejoicing." • Kill Devil
Hills: You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars. • Making love in the space
between the beds is strictly forbidden. • North Carolina forbids sex outside of marriage, or "fornication," but
the girlfriend as well as the man would have to be prosecuted. • Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
• Punching an official at a youth sports program in Nashville, N.C., incurs a three-year suspension from the program
for adult spectators as well as participants. • Rocky Mount: It is required that you must pay a property tax on your
dog. • Southern Shores: It is against the law to roller-blade on a state highway. • Thomasville, North
Carolina, prohibits airplanes from flying over the town on Sundays during the hours between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. •
The good people of Tryon, N.C., are serious about getting a good night's sleep. It's against the law for anyone to keep "fowl
that shall cackle," or for anyone to play the piccolo between the hours of 11 p.m. and 7:30 a.m. • While having
sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled. • You can't sneeze on the streets of Asheville,
North Carolina. • You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars. lon College:
There is to be no roller-blading during daylight hours, on the roads, or on the bricks. All the sidewalks at this college
are made of brick.
North Dakota • Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. •
Fargo: One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking
place. • In Collierville: Keeping clean can be a chilly proposition, as a law there says all bathtubs must be kept
in the backyard. • In North Dakota, charitable groups can hold stud poker games to raise money, but only twice a
year • In North Dakota it is illegal to keep an elk in a sandbox in your backyard. • In Waverly you better
not let your horse near the tub, since horses are prohibited from sleeping in them, as well as in the house. • It
is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. • It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided
you are in a covered wagon. • State law of North Dakota prohibits serving beer and pretzels at the same time in any
bar or restaurant.
Ohio • According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without
a license. • A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not true, even if it's a police dog. •
Bay Village: It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. • Bexley: The installation and usage of slot machines in
outhouses is prohibited. • Breast feeding is not allowed in public. • Cars are not allowed to scare horses
in Centerville, Ohio. • Cincinnati: Anal intercourse is banned. • Cleveland: It's illegal to catch mice
without a hunting license! • Cleveland law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's
lap. • In Cleveland, Ohio, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their
underwear. • Clinton County: Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. •
In Chillicothe, Ohio it is illegal to throw rice at weddings. • Columbus: It is illegal for stores to sell corn
flakes on Sunday. • Fairview Park: It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined
for honking her horn twice at her neighbor. Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing
an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission. • Funeral jargon seems to have crept into the
wording of a cemetery fee regulation in Norton, Ohio. There regular plots are $33, but "creamies" are $75. • In
Columbus, Ohio it is illegal to sell cornflakes on Sunday. • In Marysville, Ohio it is illegal for a dog to urinate
on a parking meter. • In the hippy-dippy late '60s, Youngstown, Ohio, briefly had a law making it illegal to walk
barefoot through town. • In ohio it is illegal to ride on the roof of a taxi cab • In ohio it is illegal
to run out of gas • In Ohio women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their
underwear • In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or
pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00. • In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal
for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. • In Oxford, Ohio, it is unlawful
for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face. • In Xenia, Ohio, it's illegal to spit
in a salad bar • Ironton: Cross-dressing is against the law. • It is against the law to roller skate without
notifying the police. • It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. • It is illegal to
fish for whales on Sunday. • It is illegal to get a fish drunk. • It is illegal to mistreat anything of
great importance. • It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone. •
Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn • even though
he had the owner's permission. • Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing
an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission. • It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting
license. • Lima: Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold. • Lowell: It
is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour. • Marion: You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a
city street. • McDonald: Your goose may not paraded down Main Street. • No one may be arrested on Sunday
or on the Fourth of July. • No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. • North Canton:
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police. • Owners of tigers must notify authorities within
one hour if the tiger escapes. • Oxford: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front
of a man's picture. • Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited. • Paulding: A policeman may bite
a dog to quiet him. • Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed. • The Ohio driver's education manual
states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. • Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. •
Toledo: Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. • Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men
see reflections of their underwear. • Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. •
Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio, a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!" •
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street. • You may not run out of gas. • Youngstown:
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed. You may not run out of gas.
Oklahoma • Alfalfa Bill Murray was a legendary legislator in Oklahoma around the turn of the century
who became speaker of the house and governor. He was also a tall fellow, and nothing ticked him off more than going into a
hotel and having short sheets on the bed. In 1908 he had a law passed that required all hotels in the Sooner state to have
sheets that covered the bed and had three extra feet of linen to cover the head and feet. The so-called "Nine Foot Sheet"
stayed on the books for several decades, until after Alfalfa went to his last resting place. • A City Ordinance
in Oklahoma, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. • Ada: If you wear
New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail. • Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and
picture shown on television. • Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. • Clinton, Oklahoma
has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. • Clinton: Molesting an automobile
is illegal. • Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private
property. • Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. • Fish
may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. • Harthahorne City Ordinance, Section 363, states that
it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. • If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but
the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply. • If you wear New York
Jets clothing, you may be put in jail. • In Broken Arrow, Oklahoma pigs less than 32 inches in length may be kept
as pets provided there are no more than two in a house. • In Bromide, Oklahoma it is illegal for children to use
towels as capes and jump from houses pretending to be superman. • In Oklahoma... Dogs must have a permit signed
by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking
a bite out of another's hamburger. • In Oklahoma, people who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
• In Tulsa, Oklahoma the limit on kisses is three minutes (by law). • In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against
the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. • It is against the law to read a
comic book while operating a motor vehicle. • It is illegal to have sex before you are married. • It is
illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. • It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. •
It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. If she's not
a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply. •
Molesting an automobile is illegal. • No one may spit on a sidewalk. • Oklahoma City: No one may walk
backwards downtown while eating a hamburger. • Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's
hamburger. • One may not promote a "horse tripping event". • Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable
by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. • People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. •
Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. • Schulter: Women may not
gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel. • Tattoos are banned. • Tissues are not to
be found in the back of one's car. • Tulsa: You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed
engineer. Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area. • Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for
making ugly faces at a dog. • Whale hunting is strictly prohibitted throughout the entire state of Oklahoma. •
Whaling is illegal. • Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel. • Wynona:
One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended. Mules may not drink out of bird baths. Clothes may not be
washed in bird baths. • Yukon: It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall. While passing another vehicle,
you must honk your horn.
Oregon • Beaverton: You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm. •
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. • Dishes must drip dry. • Eugene: It is illegal to
show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert. • Hood River:
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. • In Oregon anyone with a bad reputation is prohibited from distributing
malt beverages. • In Salem, Oregon, it's illegal for patrons of establishments that feature nude dancing to be within
two feet of the dancers. • In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. • It
is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. • It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it
is legal to smoke it on your own property. • It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during
sex. • It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. • It's against the
law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex. • Just to let you guys know. there is a law in Portland,
Oregon saying that it is illegal to own bolt cutters but yet they sell them in all the local hardware stores. One of our friends
got pulled over for carrying a bolt cutter down the street and the police took it away from him saying it was illegal for
him to have. (Reader Submitted) • Klamath Falls: It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off
with your cane. • Marion: Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon. •
Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon. • Myrtle Creek: One may not box
with a kangaroo. • No more than two people may share a single drink. • One may not bathe without wearing
"suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee. • One may not box with a kangaroo. •
People may not whistle underwater. • Portland: It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a
skating rink. People may not whistle underwater. You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms. • Salem: Women may
not wrestle in Salem. Springfield It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city,
as a pet. • Stanfield: It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. Cloth towel dispensers
are banned from restrooms. No more than two people may share a single drink. • The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits
you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can.
All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart. • You may not pump your own gas
in service stations. • You must let your dishes drip dry.
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